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Thursday
Jun112009

Prostitute is Man's own Daughter

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One man's infidelity finally caught up with him. This story would not have been remarkable under normal circumstances. But in this case, the circumstances were anything but normal, in fact there is a certain comedic value to this story that I am sure none of the involved parties could appreciate. Not the man nor his wife and certainly not their daughter would find anything funny about the entire episode. That being said, this is a very humorous tale!


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A business man living in the Israeli city of Haifa was sent by his company to take a 4-day course in the resort town of Eilat (see map for details). On the first night of his arrival the man decided to find some female company and arranged for a prostitute to come to his room.

When the prostitute arrived at his room all hell broke loose. She was the man's own daughter. He started feeling chest pains as he realized what it was that his daughter was doing for a living. Needless to say he refused her services and she did not get paid.

The man made an early departure from Eilat and returned home to tell his wife what his daughter had been doing. Upon hearing the story, his wife vowed to find their daughter and get her a more suitable job. She then directed the full force of her anger at her husband and asked him in no uncertain terms for a divorce.....the court case is pending.

 



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Tuesday
May202008

JetBlue Sued Over Toilet Seat


Gokhan Mutlu, of Manhattan is suing the airline JetBlue for $2 million. He claims the pilot forced him to give up his seat and sit on the toilet seat in the bathroom for over three hours while on a flight from California to New York.

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On Feb. 23 2008 Gokhan Mutlu was returning from San Diego to New York on a "buddy pass" ticket. This is a free voucher that JetBlue employees give to friends and family who are willing to fly on a stand-b y basis. Initially, Mutlu was told a flight attendant had taken the last available seat on the plane, but she had agreed to sit in the "jump seat" which is a seat reserved for JetBlue employees only. This meant that Mutlu could catch the flight and use the seat the flight attendant had given up.

About 90 mins into the 5 hour flight the pilot approached Mutlu and told him that the attendant was uncomfortable in the "jump seat" and he would have to relinquish his seat to her. He also told Mutlu that he could not use the "jump seat" because it was only for JetBlue employees. The pilot suggested that Mutlu "go hang out" in the bathroom.

When Mutlu objected to having to sit in the bathroom the pilot said:
"He was the pilot, that this was his plane, under his command that (Mutlu) should be grateful for being on board,"

When the aircraft hit turbulence passengers were directed to return to their seats and Gokhan Mutlu had no choice but to sit on the toilet seat, with no seat belts to use. It was hours later when a male attendant knocked on the toilet door and informed Mutlu that he could return to his original seat.

Mutlu's lawsuit, filed in Manhattan's State Supreme Court, says JetBlue negligently endangered him by not providing him with a seat with a safety belt or harness, in violation of federal law.

P.S.

I would like to know if anyone tried to use the bathroom during the three hours Gokhan Mutlu was in there!!


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